-1.About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went d--- h--- fast.
2.I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been t------- all day.
-3.The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a l----- t----.
-4.A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the b-- t-----?"
-5.For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we ---- n---.
-6.What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? - ----.
-7.Why do the French eat snails? They don't like f--- f---.
-8.I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was w-- ---.
-9.eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 m------.
-10.My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the t------.
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