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Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna #1133146
11/25/17 01:53 PM
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Sun City, AZ
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Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,

AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,

WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.



SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM

AND THE BEEP STOPPED.



THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER

THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN

LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.



WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,

'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'



THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.

NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED

SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING

JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA

AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.



SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING

FROM HER REAR END.



THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS

AND STARED AT HER.



THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID ......

WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ......

I'M GETTING A FAX!!




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yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.

Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133150
11/25/17 04:02 PM
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Chicago
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: oldbroad] #1133153
11/25/17 04:45 PM
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Barry !! shame Hehehe !!


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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133160
11/25/17 07:26 PM
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133164
11/25/17 08:37 PM
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133167
11/25/17 09:15 PM
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The Country
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133174
11/25/17 10:00 PM
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133194
11/26/17 08:13 AM
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133302
11/27/17 08:48 PM
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Re: Three Ladies Sitting in a Sauna [Re: Barry] #1133453
11/29/17 11:01 AM
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That seems like a joke I'd find at the Smith & Wesson forum.


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