-1.How does the Abominable Snowman pay his bills?
With c--- c---.
-2.Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat?
Because it is n---- f---.
-3.Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
Because all the others are w--- d---.
-4.What do frogs wear on their feet in summer?
O--- t--- s----.
-5.What do you call a person whose car has been repossessed?
A p---------.
6.What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of root beer?
Nothing, it was a s--- d----.
-7.What did the buffalo say to his male child when he went away on a long trip?
B----.
-8.What does the street organist think of his job?
It's a g----.
-9.What do you get when you cross a bag of cement, a stone, and a radio?
H--- r--- m----.
-10.What does a match do when it loses its temper?
It f----- --.
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