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#1133654 - 12/01/17 02:28 AM Puns. Dec. 1
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-1.Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a ---!

2.What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a b-- p---.

-3.I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him - he speaks with a H------ A-----!

-4.Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was -- S----.

-5.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will r--- and s----!

-6.My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover m--- g---- that way.”

-7.R.I.P boiled water. You will be m---.

-8.A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that t----- play at that game.

-9.What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two c---------- s-------s.

-10.Someone stole my toilet and the police have n------ to go on.

lol


Edited by curly (12/02/17 02:35 AM)
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#1133655 - 12/01/17 03:54 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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1. Tie lol Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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#1133656 - 12/01/17 04:10 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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5. rise and shine snicker wave2

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#1133660 - 12/01/17 05:00 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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10. Nothing rotfl
Good Morning curly! lol
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#1133663 - 12/01/17 05:45 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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4. in Seine lol

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#1133664 - 12/01/17 06:04 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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Morning all, merci.
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#1133667 - 12/01/17 07:19 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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3. Hyundai Accent lol

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#1133668 - 12/01/17 07:32 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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Thanks michele.
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#1133671 - 12/01/17 07:43 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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8. toucan

Morning curly, redchicken
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#1133673 - 12/01/17 07:55 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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6. more ground wave
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#1133674 - 12/01/17 08:23 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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Thanks. Hi Gail.
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#1133678 - 12/01/17 09:02 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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7. mist wave

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#1133683 - 12/01/17 09:54 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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Good one Marian.
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#1133697 - 12/01/17 12:22 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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#1133707 - 12/01/17 12:40 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly]
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Tapadh leat Mary.
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