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Puns. Dec. 1 #1133654
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-1.Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a ---!

2.What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a b-- p---.

-3.I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him - he speaks with a H------ A-----!

-4.Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was -- S----.

-5.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will r--- and s----!

-6.My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover m--- g---- that way.”

-7.R.I.P boiled water. You will be m---.

-8.A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that t----- play at that game.

-9.What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two c---------- s-------s.

-10.Someone stole my toilet and the police have n------ to go on.

lol

Last edited by curly; 12/02/17 03:35 AM.

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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133655
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1. Tie lol Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133656
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133660
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133663
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133664
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Morning all, merci.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133667
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133668
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133671
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133674
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133678
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133683
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Good one Marian.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133697
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133707
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Tapadh leat Mary.


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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133713
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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133715
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S e do bheatha Curly! wavegirl


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Re: Puns. Dec. 1 [Re: curly] #1133756
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