-1.How do acrobats fall in love?
H--- o--- h---s
2.What is the best name for the wife of a jeweller?
3.What is the best name for the wife of a lawyer?
-4.What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
5.Why don't ducks ever grow up?
Because they grow ----.
-6.How do they count muffins in the camp kitchen?
They have a r--- c---.
-7.What happened when the pelican stuck his nose in the wall socket?
He got an e------- b---.
-8.Why does a lion kneel before it springs?
Because it is p------.
-9.What happened to the criminal contortionist?
He t----- h------ in.
-10.What's the difference between a football player and a duck?
One is found in a h----- and the other in a p-----.