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Happy Thump Day #1134290
12/06/17 09:00 PM
12/06/17 09:00 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

~Mel Brooks~
````````````

When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
they discovered that their ball point pens would
not work in zero gravity.

To overcome this small problem, NASA scientists
spent three years and $7 million to develop a pen
that would write in zero gravity, upside down, on
almost any surface and at any temperature.

(guess that's why the Russians used a pencil)

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A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "S**t!"

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When Santa Gets Annoyed


Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care
specialist. How 'bout I send you a [blip] book so you can learn to read and
write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!

Santa

******

Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, pony, and a tuba.
Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid 'Francis' nowadays? What a fag name.

Santa

*******

Dear Santa,

I really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE Timmy

Timmy,

That whiney begging s**t may work with your folks, but that c**p don't
work up here. You're getting a sweater again.

Santa

*******

Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get in to our home?

Love,
Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself 'Marky.' That's why you're getting your
ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent
apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like
all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams!

Santa

******

Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the s**ts and carrots make the reindeer f**t in my face.
You want to be a kiss ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal.

Santa

******

Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please,
I really, really want a fire truck this year.
Love,
Joey

Dear Joey,

Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.

Santa

````````````````

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

`````````````

Good morning everyboomie. yay


Another day, another dollop of daisy. wink


Whatever that is. headscratch


We were in the mid 50s Wed. when it finally got there, and I have to admit I took to the couch like a bear in hibernation until after noon. I was waiting for a bit of sunshine which we finally did achieve at about 2:30. bravo


I took Missy and Beau to the park, and then back home, and after a little exercising, I hit the couch again. snicker


Thursday is going to be in the mid 40s, so I'm not sure what will be going down here......other than the temperature. duh


The dogs are pretty restless being cooped up inside, so I'm sure we'll be going parking. yes


After that, the world is fair game. woot


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134311
12/06/17 10:47 PM
12/06/17 10:47 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, it'll be 90 before you know it! lol Enjoy your park trip and whatever else the day brings your way!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134335
12/07/17 05:43 AM
12/07/17 05:43 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
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Marlborough USA
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fall Good morning Joe, Ana and all. Joe enjoy whatever the day brings! Ana have a good one. Coffee , tea, and hot chocolate are ready to enjoy.
Wishing you all a Happy day! fall


Gerry
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134343
12/07/17 07:45 AM
12/07/17 07:45 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Morning Boomers: lab

Joe, have a great, cool day.

Ana, enjoy whatever the day brings.

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

Connie, see you when you get here.

Long day at the Doc's today. Hoping to find out the results of everything. angel


Gail
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134345
12/07/17 08:32 AM
12/07/17 08:32 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,019
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Gail, prayers all your test results are good. Danish, Eggs, Grits, BB Pancakes, Hash Browns, French Toast, Oatmeal, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134377
12/07/17 12:39 PM
12/07/17 12:39 PM
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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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COLD! Down to the high 40's last night and crisp, cold air this morning. Burrrrr. But the weather guys say it's going to be in the high 70' or low 80's today. I'll believe it when it happens.


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Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134396
12/07/17 03:32 PM
12/07/17 03:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Gail, hope the results are good!

It's cold and rainy here. Finally had to turn on the heater...first time this year.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134419
12/07/17 07:53 PM
12/07/17 07:53 PM
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San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
San Diego fires: one is near Bonsall and Fallbrook about 50 miles from me, another is burning about 10 miles to the south in Mexico. We don't fight the Mexico fires until they spill across the border. Scary even so. Smoke to the North and South. Evacuations in the 'Lilac' fire up North and loads of kids evacuated from schools, and 2 casinos closed and evacuated. Winds gusting up to 80 mph. Very windy at my house, blowing down small dead tree branches and knocking over potted plants on my porches. Hate worrying but at least no fire near my area...yet.


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Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1134433
12/07/17 11:30 PM
12/07/17 11:30 PM
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Alabama
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Sorta, do you have a firebreak of sorts around your house?

I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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