-1.Why did the bee get married? Because he found his -----.

-2.My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's n-------.

-3.No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be s--------y.

-4.What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? H------s.

-5.I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no w------.

-6.How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of them is a -----!

7.Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big m---- f--."

-8.What did the tree say to autumn? L--- me alone.

-9.An opinion without 3.14159 is just an -----.

-10.My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn't see --- to ---. I also found out she was seeing someone on the s---.

4. Ho(l)meless - Good morning Curly

Bernie

3. stationery

2. negative

1. Honey
Good Morning curly

6. match

Morning curly,

Morning all. Thanks.

9. onion Morning Curly

Hey Cue. Good one.

5. windows

Thanks Marian.

8. Leaf

10. eye to eye, on the side

Thanks.

7. Metal fan

Hi Mary, thanks.