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Happy Thump Day #1135134
12/13/17 09:02 PM
12/13/17 09:02 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

~Roy L. Smith~
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A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire.

After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed.

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally.
The man sued.

The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay.

After the man accepted payment for his claim, the company then had him arrested ..... for arson.

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!".

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.

They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE THIEF!!!!"

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A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."
The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your hearing!"

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An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was
finally time to marry.

Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how
their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their
sexual relationship...

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.

"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy paused....then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

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One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office.

The zookeeper explained to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla named Sparky, had died suddenly and the keeper was worried that attendance at the zoo would fall off without him. The zookeeper offered the mime a job to dress up as Sparky until they could get a new gorilla. The mime accepted.

The next morning, the mime put on a gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd arrived. He discovered that it was a great job! He could sleep all he wanted, play and make fun of people and he was drawing bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tired of him, and he was getting bored just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top over the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd loved it. At the end of the day the zoo keeper was thrilled, and even gave the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.

This went on for some time, the mime kept taunting the lion, the crowds grew larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day when he was dangling over the furious lion, he lost his grip and fell. The mime was terrified. The lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The mime was so scared that he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. When no help came, and the crowd looked on in shock, the mime started screaming and yelling.

Help, Help me!" he screamed, but the lion was too quick and pounced. The mime found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion, who was just inches away from his face when he whispered, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?

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Good morning everyboomie. santadance


Let's see, this is Thursday Dec. 14th. shocked


December 14th already, man! woozy12


Next thing you know we'll all be singing Auld Lang Syne in bars, and kissing strangers. kissy12


My only problem with that is that you can only get away with it on one night of the year. frown12


Personally I think we should celebrate the beginning of each new month like that. grinch


HAPPY NEW MONTH!! hamster


What are your New Month resolutions? yay12


What say you?


Have a happy new day everyone.


joe

Last edited by looney4labs; 12/14/17 10:34 AM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135139
12/13/17 10:31 PM
12/13/17 10:31 PM
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Happy New Month, Joe! :lol: I don't think we are allowed to go around kissing strangers anymore. It's frowned upon. I miss the good old days. :rotfl:

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave12


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Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135159
12/14/17 05:15 AM
12/14/17 05:15 AM
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Marlborough USA
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tree Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. It's snowing here again this morning and really cold! Nothing planned for today. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing you all a warm sunny day! tree


Gerry
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135163
12/14/17 07:52 AM
12/14/17 07:52 AM
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Massachusetts
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Morning Boomers tree
Joe, have a great day!

Ana, enjoy the dogs today.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Wishing everyone a super good day! yay12


Gail
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135165
12/14/17 08:24 AM
12/14/17 08:24 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. tree


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135172
12/14/17 10:02 AM
12/14/17 10:02 AM
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Brrrr it's a cold one out there!!! Ready to bundle up and start my day!

Connie, is it still chilly by you?

Gail, have a great day too! I have 2 birds, 3 cats and 9 dogs on my calendar today. :lol: I feel like a zoo keeper some days!

Gerry, are you snowed in?

Ana :wave:


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Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135179
12/14/17 10:36 AM
12/14/17 10:36 AM
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Alabama
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Good morning, All puppy

Ana, what do you do with the birds?

Heater guy is on the way over. Ya'll have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135203
12/14/17 01:25 PM
12/14/17 01:25 PM
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San Diego, CA
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No kissing strangers, Joe, unless you get signed and notarized permission first! haha IN fact, when my sister and her 'hubby' came for their once a year visit this week, HE (who usually is a big hugger) just stood back looking ill at ease. He later explained he's afraid to hug anyone given what's happening. Awwwwww. Missed my hug! Maybe next year.

And in neighborhood news: The louse of a husband who lives around the corner and is soon to be divorced by his wife (my bestest friend) for bringing his girlfriend to live with him (long story I've told before), just started to drive around the corner to go somewhere in his dad's truck and we 'think' he clipped the front bumper of a car parked at the curb just before the stop sign. He stopped suddenly just next to it, jumped out of the truck, went over to the other car, and reached down as if he were feeling for something. THEN he got back in (mind you he was on his way OUT to go somewhere), drove backwards about 4 cars and parked the truck. Got out RAN into the house and later came out and got into his girlfriend's car and continued on his quest.

Both my neighbor and I saw it, but couldn't tell if he actually hit the car at the curb, but there is a significant gouge and scrape on the bumper now. I took pictures so the owner, if he asks, will know who might have done it. Very shifty behavior on the husband's part. Very guilty behavior, but we don't have conclusive proof. Darn!


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Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135263
12/15/17 12:20 AM
12/15/17 12:20 AM
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Alabama
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Night all, Sweet dreams sleep12


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1135264
12/15/17 01:06 AM
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Nighty night...


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