All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. MnybnkshvnwkndfChrstmsclbnprtn.Thnwclbhlpsysvmny
tpyfrlstyr'sgfts.
-2. nfthncthngsbtChrstmssthtycnmkpplfrgtthpstwthprsnt.
-3. thryrldncgvthsrctnthrChrstmsdnnr:"dn'tlkthtrky,btlkthbrdht."
-4. ncbghtmykdsstfbttrsfrChrstmswthntntsyng“Tysntncldd.”
-5. Frmcmmrclpntfvw,fChrstmsddntxsttwldbncssrytnvntt.
-6. TwwksbfrChrstmslwysthnkfgdprsntfrsmn,bttlwyshstbrdrd
thrwksndvnc.-ndyRny
-7. twsChrstmsndthjdgwsnmrrymdshskdthprsnr,"Whtrychrgdwth?"
"DngmyChrstmsshppngrly,"rpldthdfndnt."Tht'sncrm,"sdthjdg.
"Hwrlywrydngthsshppng?"
"Bfrthstrpnd,"nswrdthprsnr.
-8. ndthGrnch,wthhsGrnch-ftccldnthsnw,stdpzzlngndpzzlng,hwcldtbs?
tcmwthtrbbns.tcmwthttgs.tcmwthtpckgs,bxsrbgs.ndhpzzldndpzzld'tllhs
pzzlrwssr.ThnthGrnchthghtfsmthnghhdn'tbfr.WhtfChrstms,hthght,
dsn'tcmfrmstr.WhtfChrstms,prhps,mnslttlbtmr.~Dr.Sss

7.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no crime", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.

Yes, Sondi!

3.

A three year old once gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."

Good solve, michele!

1. Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.

8. And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ~Dr.Seuss

Lex and Cue

2. One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

Well done, Lex.

6. Two weeks before Christmas I always think of a good present for someone, but it always has to be ordered three weeks in advance. -Andy Rooney

4.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying "Toys not included."

Yes to both!

5. From a commercial point of view if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Too true!