Merry Christmas Boomers.
-1.Why is a pony like a person with a sore throat?
Because they are both a little h-----.
-2.Who are the best letter writers?
Fishermen, they always d--- a l---.
-3.How can a baseball game end in a score of four to two without a man reaching first base?
The players are all -----.
-4.If you drop me I'll probably crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
-5.How do you kiss a hockey player?
You p----- --.
-6.How many 3 cent stamps in a dozen?
-7.What gets wetter, the more it dries?
-8.Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a d---.
9.What kind of animal needs oiling?
A m----, because it s-----s.
-10.How do you make a turtleneck?
Get him a g---------.