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#1136736 - 12/29/17 02:57 AM Puns. Dec. 29. (hint)
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-1.Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he p----- a m-----.

-2.Where do sharks go on summer vacation? ------d!

-3.When I told my family I wanted to do stand-up comedy all they did was l----.

-4.What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking -----!

-5.I thought I understood the meaning of "When Pigs Fly" but then... the s---- f--.

-6.I can't jump over a cow, but you should check out my c-----.

-7.What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm b----!

8.I used to be a lifeguard, but this b--e k-d got me fired. (added 2 letters)

-9.Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".

-10.What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose y--- h---."

rotfl12


Edited by curly (12/30/17 06:10 AM)
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#1136739 - 12/29/17 04:05 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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1. Pulled a mussel snicker - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave12

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#1136740 - 12/29/17 05:05 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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5. swine flu

(… "When Pigs Fly" but then …­­ the s---- f--.)

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#1136741 - 12/29/17 05:13 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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9. soap ring?

(… engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".)

From Irish Spring soap, maybe.

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#1136743 - 12/29/17 05:31 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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3. Laugh! rotfl12
Happy Day curly! happydance12
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#1136746 - 12/29/17 05:58 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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2. Finland snicker

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#1136748 - 12/29/17 06:29 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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4. sharp wave2

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#1136749 - 12/29/17 06:42 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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Morning. Helmer, your answer to no. 9 is not mine, but a good one though. Try again.

All others are right.
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#1136755 - 12/29/17 08:39 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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7. bakin

Morning curly, penguin
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#1136761 - 12/29/17 09:22 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: GBC]
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9. sham rock wave12

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#1136765 - 12/29/17 10:18 AM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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Good one Marian. Close enough Gail, I have bacon(lol)
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#1136787 - 12/29/17 12:10 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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10. your head wave12
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#1136789 - 12/29/17 12:14 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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Thanks mxm.
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#1136799 - 12/29/17 02:38 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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6. calves wave12
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#1136801 - 12/29/17 03:00 PM Re: Puns. Dec. 29. [Re: curly]
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Merci Cheryl. Happy New Year.
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