-1.Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he p----- a m-----.

-2.Where do sharks go on summer vacation? ------d!

-3.When I told my family I wanted to do stand-up comedy all they did was l----.

-4.What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking -----!

-5.I thought I understood the meaning of "When Pigs Fly" but then... the s---- f--.

-6.I can't jump over a cow, but you should check out my c-----.

-7.What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm b----!

8.I used to be a lifeguard, but this b--e k-d got me fired. (added 2 letters)

-9.Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".

-10.What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose y--- h---."

1. Pulled a mussel - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

5. swine flu

(… "When Pigs Fly" but then …­­ the s---- f--.)

9. soap ring?

(… engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".)

From Irish Spring soap, maybe.

3. Laugh!
Happy Day curly!

2. Finland

4. sharp

Morning. Helmer, your answer to no. 9 is not mine, but a good one though. Try again.

All others are right.

7. bakin

Morning curly,

9. sham rock

Good one Marian. Close enough Gail, I have bacon(lol)

10. your head

Thanks mxm.

6. calves

Merci Cheryl. Happy New Year.

see hint

8. blue kid

Thanks Joan.