Happy New Year everyone.

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.

-1.Where there's a will, I ---- to be in it.

-2.Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear b----- until you hear them speak.

3.War does not determine who is right, only who is ----.

-4.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. W----- is not putting it in a fruit salad.

-5.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is r-------.

-6.In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a d-----."

-7.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually a------ w----.

-8.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't e----- it back.

-9.When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses -----.

-10.Change is inevitable, except from a v------ m------.

4. Wisdom - Have a very happy 2018 Curly and thanks for all the puzzles

Bernie

Good answer. You too Bernie, thanks.

2. Bright

7. Another woman
Happy New Year curly!

Merci Kevin, Bonne Année.

Same to you Gerry.

10. vending machine

Thanks Joan.

9- water

happy new year !

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6. doctor

Happy New Year, curly!

Thanks.

5. research

Morning curly, Happy New Year!

Hi Gail, to you also.

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1. want

Good one Cheryl.

Sorry mxm, I forgot to mark no.10 as done.

3. Left - Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, merci.