Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Sherlock! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.
Loc: Bucks, England
One of the controversial new sports to be introduced for the 2020 Olympics is "Doing a striptease on a tightrope whilst walking backwards". Marks are given not only for technical merit and artistic impression, but also for colour co-ordination.
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