-1.What is worse than being with a fool?
F-----g with a b--.
-2.What vine produces meat?
-3.What happened when the dog swallowed the analog watch?
He got a lot of t---s.
4.What's the best way to tell someone that they have bad breath?
5.Why is the ocean so grouchy?
Because it has c---s all over its b-----.
-6.What kind of case would a lawyer have if he slipped and hurt himself while swimming at the public pool?
A b-----g s---.
-7.What ailment is the oak tree most subject to?
-8.Did you hear the story about the germ?
Never mind, I don't want to s----- it all o---.
-9.What does a male sheep do when it gets angry?
It goes on a r-- p---.
-10.Why did the banker go to art school?
He wanter to d--- i-------.