Puns. Jan.12
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01/12/18 04:06 AM
01/12/18 04:06 AM
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-1.Someone says to his friend: "I bought a cat" And the other: "You have to be k----- me!" -2.Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant!" Husband: "You're k------ me!" -3.What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do h-- t-----! 4.Why can't pigs tell a joke? Because they're such a b---. -5.What do computers eat for a snack? M--------s! -6.Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was o--------d. -7.My friend stopped by to tell me he had just been diagnosed as Dyslexic. Said he was going home to write it in his d----. -8.Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's s-- f---. -9.My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. I knew she'd come c------- b--- to me. -10.English is weird. It can be understood t-----h t---h t------h t-----t, t----h.
Last edited by curly; 01/13/18 11:18 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Puns. Jan.12
[Re: curly]
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01/12/18 08:10 AM
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9. crawling back Morning curly,
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Re: Puns. Jan.12
[Re: curly]
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01/12/18 11:05 AM
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curly
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Good ones. Hi Dan.
Marian, mxm beat you by 1 second. Try another.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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