-1.Someone says to his friend: "I bought a cat" And the other: "You have to be k----- me!"

-2.Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant!" Husband: "You're k------ me!"

-3.What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do h-- t-----!

4.Why can't pigs tell a joke? Because they're such a b---.

-5.What do computers eat for a snack? M--------s!

-6.Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was o--------d.

-7.My friend stopped by to tell me he had just been diagnosed as Dyslexic. Said he was going home to write it in his d----.

-8.Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's s-- f---.

-9.My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. I knew she'd come c------- b--- to me.

-10.English is weird. It can be understood t-----h t---h t------h t-----t, t----h.

2. Kidding - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

1. Kitten
Happy Day curly!

Howdy. Same to both of you.

5. Microchips!

Thanks michele.

9. crawling back

Morning curly,

10. through tough thorough thought, though

6 - overbooked

Thanks. Hi Gail.

Hey Remi...because it's see food (sea food) #8

3. hat tricks

3. hat tricks

Good ones. Hi Dan.

Marian, mxm beat you by 1 second. Try another.

7. dairy (diary)

Good one Marian.

4. boar

Not the right spelling Sondi.

spelling adjustment - boor

It's bore.