-1.What kind of seat does a geologist like to relax in?
A r-----g c----.
-2.What vegetable should every poultry man like?
--- p---t.
-3.Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
They both t--- the p----s.
-4.Does a snake's house have a cellar?
No, just a c---- s----.
-5.Why did the muddy chicken go across the road twice?
He was a d---- d----- c------.
-6.If a man smashes a clock, would he be accused of killing time?
Not if the clock s----- f----.
-7.Where does a snail go to eat out?
In a s--- f--- restaurant
-8.What person makes a living talking to himself?
A v-----------t.
9.What is a good way to kill time in the winter?
S----- it.
10.When was the blind carpenter able to see?
When he picked up his h----- and ---.
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