Riddles. Feb.16
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02/16/18 03:52 AM
02/16/18 03:52 AM
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curly
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-1.What mental illness does Santa suffer from? C------------a. -2.What is the difference between a lion with a tooth-ache and a rainy day? One r---s with p--- and the other p---s with r---. -3.Who earns his living without doing a day's work? A n---- w------n. -4.What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A f----. -5.Did you hear the story about the burp? Never mind, it's not w----h r--p-----g. 6.What dog has bad manners? A p---t-r. -7.If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read? A s-------k. -8.Why is mayonnaise never ready? Because it is always d------g. -9.What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar? b--- t----. -10.What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana s----.
Last edited by curly; 02/18/18 04:45 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Riddles. Feb.16 (Hints, more letters added)
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02/17/18 04:53 AM
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Merci Kevin. Bonne journée.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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