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#1143058 - 02/26/18 08:50 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32197
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

~Dr. Seuss~
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Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks in front of the skunk.

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Two guys are at a bar on the roof of a hotel. One guy says to the other guy, "I'll bet you a beer that I can jump off this building, let this wind take me all the way around this building, and I'll land back up here." The other guy says, "You're on." The first guy jumps and, sure enough, he goes around the building and lands back on the roof. "You owe me a beer," he says. He goes on to perform the trick several more times, collecting free beers, until the second guy decides he's going to try it too. He stands on the edge, looking forward to a free beer from the first man, and jumps off, dying when he slams into the pavement below. The bartender says to the first man, "You sure are an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

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A church's bell ringer passed away. The church posted the job opening in the local newspaper's classified ads and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it. They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head, producing a beautiful melody. They gave him the job on the spot. The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two priests were walking past. One asked, "Do you know this guy?" The other responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."
The next day, the dead man's twin brother came in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also had no arms. The clergy led him up to the bell tower, where he ran at the bell, tripped and fell to the sidewalk below. The same two priests walked up. The first asked, "Do you know him?" The second responded, "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

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Q: What do you give a guy with a machete for his birthday?
A: I don't know. Just hope he likes it.

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A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch!" The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow, that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink!" says the bartender. "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies, "50 cents."

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The toilet at my local police station has been stolen. The cops have nothing to go on.

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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his cigarette pack. "I found them in the hallway. Now, if only I could find my sweet little hamster."

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A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, when he stopped and said, "I object, your honor! One of the jurors is asleep." The Judge ruled, "You put him to sleep, so you wake him up."

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A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butt. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?" "Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."

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Two young men sneak on to a blind man's property in order to steal something of vaule. The blind man hears them and goes to the door with his shot gun. The two young men, seeing the blind man, stand motionless. The blind calls out, "Marco!". Silence. He tries once more, "Marco!" More silence. One more time, "Marco!" One of the young men, tired of the game, yells out, "We aren't going to fall for that..." *BANG!

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and give the ten dollars to the teacher.

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An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to grant you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion." Poof! Done. "And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me." Poof! Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"

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Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican. They get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” They put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished, the German has huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. “I'll take the Mexican.”

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A kid is on his lawn, playing with mud. A man walks up to him and asks, “What are you doing?” The kid says, “Making a smart potion. Would you like some?” So the man says, “Sure. I’ll try some.” So the kid gives the man a bit of the mud in a cup to drink. When the man drank it, he yelled, “Blech! This is mud!” So the kid says, “See, getting smarter already.”

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was friends. One day, Boudreaux saw Thibodeaux driving a brand new Ford. He said, "Thibodeaux, where'd you get that new truck? You don't have no job." Tibodeaux said, "You know Mrs. Patty? She's been sweet on me for quite some time. Today, she took me out into the woods in this here truck. She got out the truck, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Thibodeaux, take what you want.' So I took the truck." Boudreaux said, "Well dats good for you Thibodeaux, because her clothes would never fit you."

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Welcome to the morning after. razz


We had a great day here, and now I'm looking forward to a great night. bravo


Beau just went home so now it's back to me and the Misses. wink


The Misses is out in the yard chasing cats right now. lol


I sure hope she's not too excited when she comes back in. rolleyes


Don't want her chasing me around all night. taz


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe
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William Butler Yeats

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#1143068 - 02/26/18 10:43 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75381
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Missy gets all your attention now, Joe! puppy

Gail hearts Miss you!

Have a great day all!
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#1143073 - 02/26/18 11:15 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7744
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great Tuesday Joe, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's Monday night, and I'm off to sleep for work again in the morning. Tomorrow should be a shorter, hopefully quiet day before the longer days to follow, especially Thursday. crazy I should enjoy the shorter day while it lasts. grin

Have a terrific Tuesday, everyone. winter
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1143082 - 02/27/18 04:36 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22800
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing you all a Happy Day! wave
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#1143085 - 02/27/18 06:19 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15613
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning all. Have a wonderful day everyone.

Midgie hearts wavegirl
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Just do it.

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#1143086 - 02/27/18 06:48 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10260
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Tuesday. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke tonight at 8-8 Panda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. wave2
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#1143089 - 02/27/18 07:47 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27745
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning Joe Ana Venus Gerry Midge Connie and all that follow

Whoa...can't believe it's day time all ready

I'll have tea and a Danish to go please

wave2
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

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#1143108 - 02/27/18 10:15 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47583
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

It's a beautiful day out there...bright sun, blue skies, and highs only in the 70's! Wish it would stay like this happydance

Son is traveling back from Atlanta today and the boys are coming over.

I got Keoki up this morning, and he did a u-turn and went back to bed. Gotta love a dog who knows what he wants

Can't believe Feb is over...whoosh!

Have a great day all wave
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#1143114 - 02/27/18 11:32 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9564
Loc: San Diego, CA
Rained here last night. Nice. We have snow in the mountains. Everyone will be skipping school and work to go up there and play. Doesn't last long, but it's really pretty when everything is snowy white. Mass mess on the freeways though. People around here don't know how to drive in snow (or rain).

All Outdoorsies accounted for today. Yesterday I almost went to Animal Control to look at a cat they picked up. One of my ferals didn't come for food for 4 whole days. Thought she was gone and one in the 'found' pictures looked a lot like her. Happily, she showed up at noon and was just fine. She probably was off hunting. I do a daily count. Some wander but they come when I call. Two of them hug the deck at all times and rarely leave that area. Others take advantage of all the empty land around our houses. Lots of mice and birds and lizards to catch, not to mention butterflies and beetles to keep them entertained. Happy kitties.
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#1143143 - 02/27/18 07:41 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27745
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
woot

The day is done and now it's time for some gardening and gaming

Have a great evening everyone and sleep well

wave2
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

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#1143152 - 02/27/18 10:44 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75381
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Nighty night...
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#1143156 - 02/27/18 11:20 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7744
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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