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#1143776 - 03/06/18 09:01 PM Happy Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.

~Abraham Lincoln~
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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
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“Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”

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My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes from.

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“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”

“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?”

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“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
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“I would like to have a polar bear.”

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Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?”

Wife: “No.”

Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?”

Wife: “No, why?”

Man: “He thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”

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An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”

“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”

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In a boutique:

Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?

I’m sorry madam but no. We have dressing rooms.

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Mother: Eat your bread.

Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread.

Mother: So you become big and strong.

Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?

Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.

Child: But I don’t like bread!

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The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:

God sees everything.

The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he’s not a snitch.

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Q: How many times could old Noah go fishing?

A: Not many. He only had 2 worms.

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What did one candle say to the other?
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A: I'll be going out tonight.

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An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.

"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway."

"Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"

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How come the barber won the race?
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He took a short cut.

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Hump Day AGAIN?? headscratch


Where do the days go? It's already March 7th! shocked


We had a pretty decent day here except for the wind. I spent the morning doing some Spring cleaning chores. hamster


Man it's been a long time since last Spring! razz


Stuff piles up around here..........like dust. snicker


One chore I can't put off that long is buying groceries. I gotta go to Wally World tomorrrow. rolleyes


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe
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William Butler Yeats

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#1143778 - 03/06/18 09:27 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, dusting is a never ending chore. It is my least favorite of them all too! Vacuuming is my favorite.

Another crazy full day on tap today. Can't wait till Friday, my only easy day!

Connie, cake in the corner!! birthday

Have a wonderful day all!


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#1143780 - 03/06/18 09:56 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27714
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Joe, have a great shopping trip at Wally World!

Ana, I'm glad you survived the ice and sleet safely yesterday

Venus, extra sleep in the morning is "always" good

Gerry, I hope it doesn't snow too much...that can be troublesome

Hey Connie, what did you watch on Netflix yesterday...movie or TV series? Hope you had fun last night!
Happy Birthday Connie
birthday

L4L flowers

Hump Day!! yay
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#1143791 - 03/07/18 04:13 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22783
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, soot and everyone. Happy Birthday Connie! birthday Joe enjoy your day. Ana wishing you a stress free day. Soot it's already snowing here. We are still expecting up to 10 inches. I'm just hoping we don't lose power later when the wind picks up. It's going to be a heavy wet snow. Coffee, tea, hot chocolate and Birthday cake are ready to celebrate with Connie!
Wishing everyone a Happy Day! wave
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#1143802 - 03/07/18 08:02 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10252
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Soot, we finished up watching Colony. We started watching Altered Carbon, we shall see on that one. Thank You for the Birthday wishes and the Birthday Cake. Queen of Hearts at the Eagles tonight. We will celebrate my Birthday there. Danish Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. wave2
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#1143804 - 03/07/18 08:14 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7724
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Off to work. Have a great Wednesday, everyone. wave
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1143808 - 03/07/18 08:35 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Connie, my apologies for not getting your birthday thread up until now! I posted here and then got sidetracked. I thought I put it up before bed. I am so so sorry! hearts

Another day, another stack of doggy doo bags. puppy
Snowing here again. Cold and windy day on the calendar!

Gerry, stay safe!
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#1143832 - 03/07/18 09:26 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning Ana, Soot, Gerry, Connie, Venus, and everyone. wave2

I'm having my coffee here before I get ready to go shopping. happydance

We enjoyed a T-bone steak last night, and now Missy is enjoying the bone, which is almost as big as she is. lol

It's supposed to stay down in the 50s today for our high temp, when we've been having 60s and 70s. yes

I hope everyone stays safe today, and has a wonderful day. rah

Happy Birthday Connie!! birthday

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (03/07/18 09:28 AM)
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#1143833 - 03/07/18 09:30 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47568
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

It's cool in AL this morning happydance

To celebrate, I think I'll cook some books.

Joe, eat something before you go for groceries. Have fun.

Ana, enjoy the day.

Soot kissy

Gerry, prayers going up for your power. Love to watch the snow, but having power makes if much prettier.

birthday Connie. Enjoy your evening at the Eagles.

Venus, have a great day.
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#1143843 - 03/07/18 09:59 AM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: looney4labs]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning L4L. wave2

I took the bone away from Missy. YUM! thumbsup

joe
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There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

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#1143874 - 03/07/18 02:04 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10252
Loc: winter springs fl.
Joe, you crack me up. Thanks to all for my Birthday wishes. thanks I've been playing with my Echo Dot I received from my youngest and his wife. happydance Ana Thanks and Hugs. smile
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#1143898 - 03/07/18 07:15 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27714
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Home again Home again
Whoopity Do
Time for some stew
And maybe a brew

Hey ho everyone, thoroughly enjoyed the day today, now if I can just get the dogs to stay asleep (and quiet) at night

Have a super evening everyone

wave2
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#1143927 - 03/07/18 10:32 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Such a crazy busy day! sleep
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#1143931 - 03/07/18 10:48 PM Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7724
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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