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Riddles. Mar.9 #1144052
03/09/18 03:59 AM
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-1.Where do great dragon baseball players go?
To the h--- of f----s.

-2.Which soccer player is never promoted?
The l--- b---.

-3.Why should you always remain calm when you encounter cannibals?
Because it is better not to get into a s---.

-4.Why is a garden like a story?
Because they both have p---s.

-5.What kind of music do you hear when you throw a stone into a lake?
P---- r---.

-6.Why did the football sports fan spend so much time in the bathroom?
He liked to watch the t----- b---.

-7.If Dick's father is John's son, what relation is Dick to John?
Dick is John's ?.

8.When you take away two letters from this five letter word you get one. What's the word?
?

-9.What does a parrot say on the Fourth of July?
Polly wants a ?

-10.What did the farmer use to cure his sick pig?
'O--- m---'

wink

Last edited by curly; 03/10/18 05:18 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144054
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2. Left back - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144060
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7. Dick is John's grandson wave


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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144062
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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144063
03/09/18 07:16 AM
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Good morning, merci.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144064
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144065
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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144067
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Good ones.


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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144068
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144070
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4 - plots


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: OrleansBelle] #1144078
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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144080
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Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144082
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144087
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Hi Cue, don't make a pig of yourself!


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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144120
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Re: Riddles. Mar.9 [Re: curly] #1144183
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Merci Rog.


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