Squiggle
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03/06/18 09:32 AM
03/06/18 09:32 AM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,940 Upstate NY
Pandora
OP
Sonic Boomer
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OP
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,940
Upstate NY
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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, CCbomber! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible. Squiggle
Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I've switched the laundry over yet
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1143757
03/06/18 04:29 PM
03/06/18 04:29 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 18,719 Ottawa Ontario Canada
CanukDenis
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 18,719
Ottawa Ontario Canada
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...on the way to Minnesota, for production of woollen scharfs and head gears, to offset Cheryl's shivering in the -35 degrees weather!!
I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1143838
03/07/18 10:46 AM
03/07/18 10:46 AM
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 17,630 The Outer Limits
Cue
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 17,630
The Outer Limits
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"Here we are at the Mutton Mountain Marathon. You can see that the pack is pretty tight with some contestants sheepishly grabbing a nibble on the side of the road. Hey, what's that penguin doing staaanding on one of the lead sheep's backs?!"
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1143861
03/07/18 12:57 PM
03/07/18 12:57 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,812 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,812
Bucks, England
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"OK - you've got to pay a toll to use this tunnel, How many sheep are there?" "Dunno - count the legs and divide by four" "That's a very old joke" "So? They're very old sheep"
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1144161
03/09/18 09:58 PM
03/09/18 09:58 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,658 Alabama
soot
Puzzled Moderator
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Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,658
Alabama
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Fred: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
Murry: You get a Candy Baa Fred.
Fred: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
Joe: You get an animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Fred: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
Margret: Don't be silly Fred - sheep can't knit!
Alfred: Grass time at the third switch everybody!!!!
Sheppard to the flock "What's all the chattering about?"
Harry: Enough with the jokes Fred let's get up there and get a grass snack!
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1144235
03/10/18 05:28 PM
03/10/18 05:28 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,812 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,812
Bucks, England
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Uh-oh - we're gonna run out of mint sauce...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1144355
03/12/18 01:39 AM
03/12/18 01:39 AM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 5,763 Mojave desert, California
CCbomber
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 5,763
Mojave desert, California
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Great stuff everybody! I came very close to awarding the cup to soot based on the number of sheep jokes packed into one entry (all of which I had not heard!). I also liked Cue's "Mutton Mountain Marathon" sports commentary. But, I got the biggest kick from reading CanukDenis' first entry, ...on the way to Minnesota, for production of woollen scharfs and head gears, to offset Cheryl's shivering in the -35 degrees weather!! So Denis, claim thy prize and congratulations!
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