Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.
~Amelia Earhart~
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Funny Sayings Part 5
I’ve got a problem for your solution.
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The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
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Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber, so it’s only right it should end that way, too.
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
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War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
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If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
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The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
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If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
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Pity there’s no gym for your face.
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Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
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You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.
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It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
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If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
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The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
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No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.
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Love life self-help:
Oh come on Amor, that's enough man. Give me the arrow and I'll do it myself!
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to change a single idea.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Time to get your groove on for a brand new week.
We start our week at 60 degrees, and climb all the way up to 76 degrees by Sunday.
That probably means I'll be using my AC at night, or at least my fan.
By Sunday I'll be going, "When is it going to
cool down?"
I gotta go.....I guess.
I'm watching the iHeartRadio Music Awards, and trying to keep an open mind about a lot of this music, but I must say that a lot of it, I just do not get.
I know that parents usually don't understand their kids music taste, but I did get my kids music ok, I don't get what should be my grand kids music. Maybe it's because I don't have grand kids.
Some of it I do get. I get artist like Taylor Swift or Katy Perry......and others.
Still don't get rap....................................at all..................................never will.
To each his or her own though.
Have a happy new week everyone.
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