Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
~Shane Leslie~
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Saint Patrick's Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick, is a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick, the foremost patron saint of Ireland. Wikipedia
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Why do you have to wear green on St Patrick's Day?St. Patrick's revelers thought wearing green made one invisible to leprechauns, fairy creatures who would pinch anyone they could see (anyone not wearing green). People began pinching those who didn't wear green as a reminder that leprechauns would sneak up and pinch green-abstainers.Mar 17, 2010
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What is the true meaning of St Patrick's Day?Saint Patrick's Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick (Irish: Lá Fhéile Pádraig, "the Day of the Festival of Patrick"), is a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick ( c. AD 385–461), the foremost patron saint of Ireland.
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They say good, honest work never did anybody any harm, but I don't want even the slightest risk.
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Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?
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Funny bumper stickers: Do we know each other? No? Then please keep your distance.
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Sure, overtake me if you want. We'll meet again at the next traffic light.
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Braking is for suckers.
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Am I driving too close in front of you?
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Escape vehicle. Please do not park too close.
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I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say:"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.
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Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.
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Send out your heart to the emancipation movement, bearded women want to be loved too.
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What – me?! A stalker?! Never! I just like to be well informed, that’s all.
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There are days when you just want to envelope everybody with light and warmth… preferably through the use of a flamethrower.
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When somebody is bitching: “I’m sorry, your bitching time has expired. To buy more bitching time, please insert actual actions.”
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My boyfriend is so ugly, I sometimes have to put roofies in my own drink.
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When you don't know the answer or perhaps you don't want to say:I will now answer you with a direct and unequivocal "maybe".
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WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause you to think that you are whispering when you are quite definitely not.
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When somebody has a belly ache or doesn't feel well, why not cheer them up with:Ah, you've been nibbling from the loo again, haven't you.
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I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk.
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Did you see (or possibly get) a bad hairdo?I wonder what the hairstylist does for a living...
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When a bird hits your window, how do you know God isn’t playing Angry Birds with you?
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Interesting status update:9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm crazy. The tenth is humming.
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When you're late:I'm never late. The others are simply too early!
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend, and happy St. Patrick's Day!
We had another great day here, if not a tiny bit too warm....
We hit 80 degrees.
It was nice and the wind didn't blow like it did on Thursday.
It blew harder.
Still thinking about driving out to the sod farm tomorrow just to get outta the house.
I hope it's a great weekend for everyone.
joe
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to your daughter, Ana! Enjoy your weekend with James.
I cannot afford to get sick with my spring break schedule coming up for work so we left him there. First time I've ever had to let her down, but I think James is better off cuddling with mom anyways.
