-1.How can you get into a locked cemetery at night?
Use a s------- key.
-2.How do you communicate with a fish?
D--- it a l---.
-3.Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't b------ in d--s.
-4.Why don't bananas snore?
They don't want to wake up the rest of the b----.
5.What was one of the greatest feats of strength ever performed?
W-------, W--- V-------. A city in an eastern state.
-6.Why was the piano tuner hired to play on the baseball team?
Because he had p------ p----.
-7.Which two letters of the alphabet have nothing between them?
-8.How can you dive without getting wet?
Go s-- d-----.
-9.What sickness do cabbages come down with?
H--d--h-s.
-10.I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
A w----------.
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