All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
~Winston Churchill~
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Deep Shower ThoughtsIn the final analysis, nobody alive is completely useless because they’re producing carbon dioxide that plants need to grow.
Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.
Could be that Earth is a gigantic man-eating creature that somehow managed to convince us that burying our dead in the ground is the thing to do.
Maybe little girls are given teddy bears to be conditioned to like their hairy, short and fat partners when they grow up.
If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.
Will some future archaeologist dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshiping cult?
Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.
I myself have never been to India, China or Bangladesh. But roughly 70 percent of all my belongings have.
It is impossible to dig half of a hole.
If you were born butt first, there was a brief moment when you wore your mom as a hat.
When a doctor takes a sickie, does he have to bring in a doctor's note to their boss?
When we go jogging, we dress in a specific way to stop people from thinking we are just running away from or trying to catch something.
Sleeping is everybody’s biggest addiction.
We say "ladies and gentlemen" starting with ladies first – whereas the phrase "boys and girls" starts with boys.
How many miles did I already scroll with my finger on the mouse wheel?
Why can’t you unselect a floor in a lift after you've pushed the button?
A bed is basically a shelf for the body.
If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.
Where lies the thin line in history that suddenly turns grave robbing into archaeology?
Maybe we haven’t been invaded by aliens living millions of light-years away simply because when they look through their telescopes, all they see is dinosaurs.
Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do.
If two people on opposing side of the Earth simultaneously dropped a piece of buttered bread and the breads landed buttered side down, the Earth would become a sandwich.
I guess it would be a humungous amount of fries if all the French fries I’ve eaten in my life were put on one pile!
A clock that broke down shows the correct time twice a day; a running clock may never show the correct time.
If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again.
If you are 30, you were here before every single dog currently alive on Earth.
To say I live at my work sounds more extreme than just saying that I work from home.
If you just look at the human genital arrangement, it would actually make more sense for girls to wear pants and for guys to wear skirts.
Why do we say hair when we mean lots of hair and hairs when we only mean a few?
Equal rights? It’s considered a compliment when a girl throws a piece of her undergarments at a performing artist but if I tossed my freshly worn boxers at Beyoncé, I’d get arrested.
Bullets are the only things on Earth that do their job after they’ve been fired.
Windows are basically TVs for cats.
If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes.
If I were kept by a strangely smelling creature 15 times larger than myself, I don’t think I’d enjoy snuggling to it the way my cat does to me.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to your weekend, and boy howdy do I mean weak!
We completely loaded one of the largest moving trucks today, and then drove it a mile and a half and then unloaded it.
Arrrrgggh! I'm so sore and tired. I do believe I'll sleep good tonight.
I may be asleep already.
I may drive out to the old sod farm tomorrow and see what the rain washed up.
I hope you all have a great day.
RAH RAH!
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Luckily, it all worked out in the end, and I plan on playing it tomorrow. 
Wishing everyone a great Saturday! 
Still, the fake cloth mice I throw are 'captured' and tossed and guarded from the others. I like the fake ones better than the REAL ones they sometimes bring me. Yuk! 
