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Understanding Engineers #1147201
04/04/18 10:38 AM
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Understanding Engineers #2
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers #4
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers #5
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: GuybrushThreepwood] #1147211
04/04/18 12:32 PM
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I think you would have to know an engineer to appreciate the jokes. I know SEVERAL. rotfl haha


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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: GuybrushThreepwood] #1147232
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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: copper] #1147237
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Good stuff, GuybrushThreepwood !! lol lol


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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: GuybrushThreepwood] #1147251
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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: GuybrushThreepwood] #1147254
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Great quips Guybtw

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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1147260
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Originally Posted By: Sorta Blonde
I think you would have to know an engineer to appreciate the jokes. I know SEVERAL. rotfl haha


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Re: Understanding Engineers [Re: GuybrushThreepwood] #1147348
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I borrowed those from another forum. I left out the sort of naughty ones.



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