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Monday's #1148340
04/15/18 08:23 PM
04/15/18 08:23 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

~Yogi Berra~
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"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here, boy?”

“Why?”

“Because I’m still alive.”

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Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

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Dad, I’m hungry!”

“Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!”

“But I’m really hungry!”

“And I’m really Dad.”

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Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”

Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.”

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Dad, I’m cold!

Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees.

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When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, „With my hands.“

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Stop whining, you will never be the man your mother is.

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Two walls arrange a date – “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

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“Dad, can you make me a sandwich, please?”

Dad: “Abrakadabra, you are now a sandwich!”

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The phone rings.

Dad: What does the caller ID say?

Mom: Private caller.

Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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We only had 4 candles for my cake when I turned 15. My Dad said: “It’s fine. We’ll use them. It is 4 your birthday, anyway.”

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“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad - there are only 2 trees.”

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"What is a bunny without a carrot?"
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"Hungry!"

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“Dad, can you call mom’s phone? She can’t find it.”

“Absolutely! ‘Mom’s phone! Mom’s phone!’”

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Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.

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I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

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Good morning to all you mourners out there. yay


I'm mourning the passing of the weekend. frown


It was a nice weekend, and I know it will be missed by many. razz


It was on this Earth for such a short time, it's tragic. taz


So, what's up for the new week? hamster


I did not go to the sod farm again. It was very windy and cold.......again! rolleyes


It's not a good environment for a delicate flower such as myself. wink


Not good at all when you have chronic earaches. shame


I definitely plan on going today, because if you don't make definite plans, your plans definitely don't happen. Capisce?


Plan on a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by looney4labs; 04/16/18 11:08 AM.

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William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148342
04/15/18 09:35 PM
04/15/18 09:35 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, it poured here all day and now its snowing. It was a cold, miserable wet Sunday! I ended up working a few hours yesterday afternoon but my son came over and hung out all evening so that was fun!

Another cold day today (Monday) too with snow forecast. I'm getting really tired of being in the cold all day long.

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148347
04/15/18 09:57 PM
04/15/18 09:57 PM
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Alabama
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Rain here too Ana ... and it was chilly cold ... but no snow eek You keep that please

I'm taking one more day to recoup and recharge batteries

Wishing you all a Super Monday

wave


Dan
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Re: Monday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1148348
04/15/18 09:57 PM
04/15/18 09:57 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Ana I'd certainly take the rain if I could, but not the snow. shame

I hope it warms up soon for you. kissy

Our Winter was so mild, we should consider ourselves lucky. yes

It'll be cold in the morning, but by the afternoon we'll be over 70 degrees, and the wind not so bad. 12mph.... yes

joe

Edit: Hey soot. Good you can take some down time. Enjoy your day. thumbsup

Last edited by gymcandy1; 04/15/18 09:59 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148350
04/15/18 10:15 PM
04/15/18 10:15 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Sorry it's been windy and cold lately, Joe. Hope the weather is nicer, and you can make it to the farm on Monday. luck

Ana, I won't be able to arrange a 3 day weekend for at least another couple of weeks, unfortunately. This week, I have resets again, and next week, there are too many projects to cram into 4 days. After that I'm not sure, I'll have to wait and see what comes up. smile Sorry you're still getting snow so late in the year. eek Glad you had a great time with your son, though. thumbsup

Hope you have a nice, relaxing day, soot. thumbsup

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. I don't have to get up at 5 am tomorrow, but it's in my best interest to do so. I have 6 stores to go to tomorrow, and one of them involves 2 projects. crazy Since I want to be able to get off at a decent time, I should start early. yes

Have a great Monday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1148364
04/16/18 04:51 AM
04/16/18 04:51 AM
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RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Hello and Good morning too Kaki's Sister, connie, soot, looney and Ana hope you all have a wonderful day. spring
penguin

Last edited by Taintedfury; 04/16/18 04:52 AM.
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148365
04/16/18 05:39 AM
04/16/18 05:39 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, soot, venus and all. Joe hope you get to the sod farm today. Ana we had one beautiful Spring day Saturday, but today it's bone chilling cold with sleet, freezing rain and strong winds! Soot enjoy your day off! Venus wishing you a stress free work day. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a Happy Day! spring


Gerry
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148404
04/16/18 11:13 AM
04/16/18 11:13 AM
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Alabama
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Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

It's still cool in AL. I seem to have slept in happydance

Joe, good luck with your plans.

Ana, hope the warm finds you soon.

Soot kissy

Venus, hope all the stores go smooth as butter and you are soon home enjoying life.

Tainted, hope your day is full of fun.

Gerry, stay in and stay warm.

Last edited by looney4labs; 04/16/18 11:13 AM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148410
04/16/18 12:10 PM
04/16/18 12:10 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Nice Spring day here. Overcast but will be sunny in a few hours.

Still have 3 kittens with the Mom Cat nesting under my living room window. Hope she does well this time.

I'm waiting for a call from my neighbor who is in a wheelchair since a stroke 12 years ago. She will drive me to the local 'county office' so she can get a copy of her birth certificate. She can make it in and out of the car, but can't push herself up the steep ramp to the building. Don't know why they made it so the first story is as high as a second story, no elevator and with a LONG double-back ramp. Weird. She was adopted 49 years ago as a baby and I'm not sure if it was an 'open' adoption or what but she said she needs her birth certificate. Probably something to do with the divorce and sale of the jointly held house. Going to be an interesting day all around.

The divorce was final early last month but her ex hubby is as usual, making it very difficult for any paperwork to be filed. He hides and lies and won't sign simple stuff even though he knows it's to his benefit too since he gets half of the profit from the house sale. He and his 'girlfriend' have been living there for almost 2 years now while my friend (the ex wife) was forced to move next door to her Mom's house. Imagine a guy moving his girlfriend into YOUR house while you are still living together? It's been an interesting story!


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Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148441
04/16/18 09:29 PM
04/16/18 09:29 PM
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Alabama
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Sorta, that whole story is just nuts!

Hope you were able to help her. I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1148446
04/16/18 10:21 PM
04/16/18 10:21 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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