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Happy Thump Day #1148672
04/18/18 09:39 PM
04/18/18 09:39 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

~Dave Barry~
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A woman starts chatting to a man on a subway: "Hello my name is Margaret."
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The man replies: "Mine not."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
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A Golden Receiver.

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Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could crack up.

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It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie. It has many mega-bites.

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What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
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They would get wet.

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I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.

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What would you call a very funny mountain?
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Hill Arious"

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Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?
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Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.

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What do you get when you crossbreed a mail pigeon and a parrot?

A mail pigeon who stops to ask for directions.

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Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
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Because they lay their eggs instead of throwing them.

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What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.

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You’ll never believe whom I saw yesterday! Everybody I laid my eyes on!

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Two grains of sand go through the desert. One to the other: "I have the feeling somebody is watching me."

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Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!

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What would Bears become without Bees?
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Just ears.

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If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.

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Do you know what were my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think I can kick this bucket here?

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A horse goes into a bar.
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Barkeeper: "Why such a long face?"

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


This week is starting to wind down. yay


I just wish the wind would wind down around here. snicker


I'm sitting here with two little Chihuahuas watching them booth sleeping. The seem so peaceful now that the sun has retired for the evening, and they can no longer look out the window and bark at everything that moves. slapforehead


Shhhhh! Don't wake them. razz


I have to stick around the house today waiting for UPS to deliver a set of leather seat covers for my truck. yay


I'm so excited. These are the same ones you would get if you ordered a truck or car with leather seats. All I have to do now is find someone to install them. I don't think I want to tackle it. I watched a video of someone doing it, and I don't think arthritic, crampy hands can handle the job.


Getting old stinks and I don't like it! mad


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148675
04/18/18 09:42 PM
04/18/18 09:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
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Alabama
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Yes indeed Joe...it is not fun yes

It'll be fun to have the new covers thumbsup

Good morning everyone...I'm off to work early today to attend an early bird meeting...glad they don't happen too often

I'll have a Tea and Danish to go please

See you all later

wave


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148679
04/18/18 11:10 PM
04/18/18 11:10 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, that sounds awesome! The dogs would ruin leather seats for me! Hope you can find someone to help you. Enjoy your pups!

soot, sorry about your early start! I hate those!

I have a very full long day today myself but Friday will be an easy one so I can just keep that in mind!

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148682
04/18/18 11:39 PM
04/18/18 11:39 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great Thursday Joe, soot, Ana and all who follow. wave

I'm off to sleep for what will hopefully be my last 5 am wake up for quite some time. It's also the last reset for this particular group of resets. I'm looking forward to an end to the madness. grin

Okay, rushing off to sleep. Have a great Thursday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148692
04/19/18 06:14 AM
04/19/18 06:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus and all. Joe hope the wind dies down today. Soot tea to go for you! Ana hope your full day is uneventful! Venus what good news for you that the "madness" is over today!! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a Happy day! chocobunny


Gerry
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148705
04/19/18 07:55 AM
04/19/18 07:55 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast. spring


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148740
04/19/18 05:18 PM
04/19/18 05:18 PM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Hi everyone laugh

Early to rise and work has (occasional) side benefits like early to home happydance

I'm off to Garden

I'll have a tea and Danish bacon sandwich to go please Gerry and Connie

Have a wonderful afternoon

wave


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1148762
04/19/18 11:21 PM
04/19/18 11:21 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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