Every man should make his son or daughter learn some useful trade or profession, so that in these days of changing fortunes of being rich today and poor tomorrow they may have something tangible to fall back upon. This provision might save many persons from misery, who by some unexpected turn of fortune have lost all their means.
~P. T. Barnum~
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Really funny riddles
Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
A: It was coffee powder.
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Q: What is dirty after washing?
A: Your bath water.
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Question: What hard rock group has four dudes but none of them plays a guitar?
Answer: Mount Rushmore.
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Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately at the same speed. No one else and no object have been involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do that?
A: He kicked the ball up in the air.
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Q: I have 4 legs but never run. What am I?
A: A chair.
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Q: Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
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A: A conversation.
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What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can sing without an ear?
An echo.
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Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
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A: The elephant’s shadow.
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Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A coin.
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Question: What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Answer: Your name.
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Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?
A: A pair of trousers.
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Q: What falls down but is never injured?
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A: The rain.
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Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
A: Stamps.
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Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
A: The towel.
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Question: What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount Everest?
Answer: The Mount Everest
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Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
A: An egg will probably never crack your floor.
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Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
A: Silence.
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Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
A: Wrong.
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Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
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Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps only at night.
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Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a dictionary.
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Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
Answer: A T-shirt!
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Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend!
Our weekend is not going to be as nice as the last few days. We are descending from the 60s back into the 50s with about a 100% chance of a couple of inches of rain.
On the bright side, we have about a 100% chance of a couple of inches of rain.
This morning after I got up, woke up, had my breakfast.....and coffee, I went to town and got some tools I needed, and then came back home and started trying to recover my truck seats.
I did get one of the front seats out, and started to 'try' to take it apart. I ran into some issues of not knowing how to get it apart then, because the only video on line that shows how to take one apart is for a 2014 or 2015 F150. Mine is 2016, and they are not the same. I erred on the side of not wanting to break something that would cost even more to replace.
By the time I got that seat put back in my truck, I was completely wore out, and my hands killing me.
Hopefully I can find someone close bye, (within 100 miles) that can do this thing.
Have a happy day everyone.
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