The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
~Bob Marley~
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Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.
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Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
A: Half a lobster!
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Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?
A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
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What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
A volleyball.
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Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
A: Your ear.
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Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
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Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.
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Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.
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Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s name was Friday.
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What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
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Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside.
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Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
A: The moth – it only eats holes.
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Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.
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Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
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Q: What spends all the time on the ground but never gets dirty?
A: Your shadow.
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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
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Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
A: The already full ones.
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Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he becomes an heir.
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More bad riddles to come.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Looking out my window I can see that it's Sunday. How can that be?
Yesterday was Saturday.....DUH!!
Saturday was very wet here. I felt like a water hydrant in a dog kennel.
Lot's of good rain means today may be a good day to make a trip to the sod farm.
Saturday was like 8:00pm all day, I hope Sunday is brighter.
Have a happy day everyone.
I'm serious.
joe
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Glad you got the rain you needed. 
