Well, the fact is that one imagination is critically important, and if you have had your imagination stimulated by what is basically a variety of subjects, you are much more amenable to accepting, to understanding and interacting with the realities of the world.
~Ashley Judd~
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Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
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Q: A guy is driving down the road, his headlights are off, there is no moon. There’s a guy dressed all in black standing in the middle of the road, facing away from the car. The guy in the car swerves and doesn’t hit the guy dressed all in black. How come?
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It was 1:30 in the afternoon
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Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.
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Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets really cold.
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Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
A: A very big hand
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Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)
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Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
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A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: The night watchman.
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Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A hunter shoots two of them, how many birds are left still sitting there?
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A: None, they all took off after the loud bang of the shot.
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Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: The cheese.
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Q: Why do people build new houses?
A: Because it’s impossible to build old houses.
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Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
A: The exhaust.
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Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
A: Your shadow.
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Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.
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A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
Q: Smacks.
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Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.
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Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.
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Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A: A roast chicken.
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Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.
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Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.
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Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.
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Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
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Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.
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Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's Magical Mystical Monday, and I feel like the walrus that had double helpings of dessert every day, and found a way to skip all his exercise classes for the week.
Why Magical Mystical Monday? Apparently it's a notion that's been bouncing around in my head for a very long time, and just now found the exit.
I like the Beatles.
I did find a couple of points at the sod farm yesterday. They were badly damaged of course, but hey, they've survived a lot.
There was a lot of mud out there, and Missy found it. She became Muddy Miss Missy.
She's so funny, and a pure joy to watch.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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My dogs love the mud too. They gravitate to it. 
