-1.I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be?
2.Why is a football receiver like measles?
Both are c------g.
-3.I am a word of 5 letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become a form of energy. Remove the first two and I'm needed to live. Scramble the last 3 and you can drink me. What am I?
--e--
-4.A man opened a chest of drawers in his bedroom and a dozen people fell out. Why?
It was a m------ p------ b-----.
5.When milkmen delivered milk, why did they use white horses?
To p--- t---- w----s.
6.Why do people buy things with their credit cards?
They get a ---r-- out of it.
-7.Did you hear about the outlaws who went sky diving?
They had a c---- o--.
-8.How do mosquitoes show that they are religious?
First they s--- above you, and then they p--- upon you.
-9.Who was the first to have a mobile home?
A --r---.
10.Why did the criminal take a bath before breaking out of jail?
He wanted to make a c---- g------.
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