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Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's #1152185
05/26/18 07:59 PM
05/26/18 07:59 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it won’t stop the rain but it will allow you to keep going.
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~Anonymous~
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Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

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One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Her pupils got out of control.

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Why did the bee have sticky hair?

Because he was using a honey-comb.

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How to make an egg giggle?

Tell it a yolk.

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What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? – A gummy bear!

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What bird is the strongest lifter?

A crane.

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What did mama broom say to baby broom?

Time to go to sweep, baby.

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What gives us milk and has one horn?

A milk truck.

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When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?

When he says he’s not home.

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Q: Which flower is the most talkative?

A: Tulips, of course, they can’t keep those lips shut!

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

A: She was a little hoarse.

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Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?

A: "Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."

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Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung.”

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How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Harry!

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s really cold outside!

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Good morning Boomers. wave2


Hows about we have a nice cool relaxing Sunday, eh? thumbsup


I went out to the sod farm very early Saturday, and I walked around for several hours until I was ready to have a heat stroke, and I found only a few rough scrapers. Nothing exciting at all. frown


I felt completely wasted when I got back home. It got way too hot, way too early. tired


The dogs were pretty wasted too. lol


They were ready to come home way before I was. lab


Have a great Sunday everyone. yes


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152203
05/26/18 11:41 PM
05/26/18 11:41 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe! I'd say finding anything at all is exciting! My pups went out to the park at 10 and it was 86 already. I love it! 95 tomorrow!

So, the plumber came back and cut a large 2'x2' hole in the wall to get to a pipe to put a trap in so they can rod and jet from there and then found out it isn't the right size pipe for code these days so he can't touch it. lol It just keeps getting better!

I have a full house today, always a fun time!

Enjoy your day all!


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Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152207
05/27/18 12:16 AM
05/27/18 12:16 AM
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Joe, it's been hot here, too. Hope you and the dogs got plenty of rest afterward. smile

Ana, oh, no! eek Well, your plumbing experience has been an adventure, if nothing else. lol Glad you're enjoying your full house.

Hope you're still enjoying your long weekend soot. happydance

It's Saturday night, and I'm off to sleep. I had a great voice lesson today. Tomorrow, I'm going to make it a gaming day. woot

Have a great Sunday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152214
05/27/18 07:12 AM
05/27/18 07:12 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. If the ark shows up, breakfast out and some shopping. We need some things from the grocery store, as we didn't shop last weekend. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Blueberry Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Ham, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152222
05/27/18 10:19 AM
05/27/18 10:19 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

I think hubby and I might be going dishwasher shopping today. Ours is leaking like a sieve. I decided the last time we had it repaired that when it broke again, we'd shoot it. whistle

Ana, every time my plumber comes he has to change something to bring us up to code too. luck

wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152223
05/27/18 10:53 AM
05/27/18 10:53 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Good morning Joe Ana Venus Connie L4L and the rest of you Boomers laugh

Where do you keep all of your sod farm finds Joe? I imagine you have quite a large collection think

Hope your gathering is enjoyable Ana

It is Venus...have fun gaming today joy

Hope the ark shows up for you today Connie; I'll have a Danish to go please as I'm off to garden and shop later

hearts L4L

Have a wonderful day everyone

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152278
05/28/18 12:17 AM
05/28/18 12:17 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152281
05/28/18 12:19 AM
05/28/18 12:19 AM
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Nighty night all...


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