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Happy Hump Day #1152488
05/29/18 09:24 PM
05/29/18 09:24 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
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~George Burns~
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

That explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"No? You took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “How in the world does he feed himself with that thing?”

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!

11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

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Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.

You don’t need make-up, Jane.

Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you!

You need plastic surgery.

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Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


I hope everyone is doing good. I just finished 2 hours of weed eating and lawn mowing in 90 degrees plus. tired


Even after my shower I'm feeling greatly diminished. blush


Maybe I'll sleep good tonight. sleep


Wishing everyone a super Hump Day. thumbsup urock


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152494
05/29/18 10:38 PM
05/29/18 10:38 PM
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope you get plenty of rest after all that, Joe. smile

It's Tuesday night, and I'm off to sleep. More work awaits me in the morning. smile

Have a great Wednesday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152496
05/29/18 10:52 PM
05/29/18 10:52 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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It was a very hot and humid day here too. Dogs took it a little slower than usual but they are all still ready to go!

Joe, I hope you get a good nights sleep!

venus, hope your day isn't too busy!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152515
05/30/18 07:20 AM
05/30/18 07:20 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Hump Day. Ana, all we got from the storm was rain and more rain. Queen of Hearts at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152543
05/30/18 10:40 AM
05/30/18 10:40 AM
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

The rain continues. I hope some of it is being soaked up instead of just running off. Quiet day planned here. wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152573
05/30/18 07:24 PM
05/30/18 07:24 PM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Hump Day joy

And better yet, my work day has concluded and I am home. I think I'll hang out with WOM tonight and just relax after I do some gardening whilst listening to whale music yes

Joe you should sleep great tonight...I think the tropical storm has moved far enough to let us dry out a bit...which means I'll need to mow the yard

Venus...hope work was good to you today; my work will ramp up dramatically starting the 1st of June and will run at a high tempo until the 22nd of June...it'll be a marathon event for me

yes Ana our little buddy's do the same...heat or cold they're ready for some action puppy

Hi Connie, I'll have a Danish to go please...have fun at The Eagles tonight

L4L flowers

Have a wonderful evening everyone

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1152593
05/30/18 11:09 PM
05/30/18 11:09 PM
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Nighty night..


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