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T*G*I*F #1152678
05/31/18 08:24 PM
05/31/18 08:24 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
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~Bob Thaves~
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An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."

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A man has usually no idea how often he normally f*arts. That is, until he spends 24 hours with a girl he likes.

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A fat guy and a thin guy meet:

Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!”

Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!”

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Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually do have the ticket.

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Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

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“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”

“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”

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Petra comes back from the bathroom in a café where she was sitting with her friend Nicole.

Nicole says, “Listen, I think your electric toothbrush must have switched itself on in your handbag.”

Petra replies, “But I don’t have an electric t… Oh yeah, that darned toothbrush!”

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

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At a job interview:

“Mrs Lober, what do you consider your greatest weakness?”

“Honesty.”

“Really? I don’t believe that is a weakness at all.”

“I don't give a rats patootie about your opinion!”

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Why haven’t there been any shark attacks on lawyers? Sharks observe professional courtesy.

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A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.

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My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters gear, the moron said I was fired.

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About 4,000 years ago:

God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!

Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*

God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!

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Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.

Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”

“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.”

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A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”

The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.”

The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.”

The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?”

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I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.

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Two planets meet. One moans to the other: “Can you believe it, I’ve got humans!”

The other cheers her up: “Don’t worry, just catch a couple of comets and they'll be gone.”

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When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Let's see, what day is this? Oh yes, it's the day after yesterday. idea


No wait, I thought that was yesterday. headscratch


It WAS yesterday. razz


I'm so confused. crazy


I relocated to the state of confusion many years ago I'm afraid. rolleyes


I'm thinking about moving again.....to the state of catatonic. tired


Soon I hope. happydance


Have a lucid day everyone. wink


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152689
05/31/18 11:01 PM
05/31/18 11:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
I'm hoping for a lucid day Joe...should be quite good actually...as...

It Is TGIF joy

The weekend's eve laugh

Have a great day Joe Ana Venus Gerry Connie L4L and the rest of the gang if you get the chance to pop in and say Hello

I'll have a Danish and Tea to go Connie and Gerry

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152693
05/31/18 11:09 PM
05/31/18 11:09 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, soot and all! Short work day so I can spend time with my boarder and pups.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152696
05/31/18 11:29 PM
05/31/18 11:29 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a lucid day also, Joe. lol

Have a fantastic Friday, soot! joy

Sounds great, Ana! Enjoy your short work day and the time with the dogs. woot

It's Thursday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have 4 stores to visit tomorrow, but I have an earlier wake up than usual. I'm hoping that means I can finish a little earlier and get a head start on my weekend. grin

Have a great Friday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152707
06/01/18 05:01 AM
06/01/18 05:01 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus and everyone. I'm back. Had a wonderful visit with family! I can smell the coffee brewing - it's almost ready! Tea to go for you soot!
Wishing you all a Happy Friday! spring


Gerry
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152717
06/01/18 07:41 AM
06/01/18 07:41 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super TGIF. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152746
06/01/18 10:56 AM
06/01/18 10:56 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

Hope everyone has the most wonderful day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152794
06/01/18 04:45 PM
06/01/18 04:45 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
On an otherwise boring day, I thought nothing could be cuter than 2 tuxedo kittens (8 wks) who latched onto each other, playing commando and rolling around my deck as if they were one fuzzy ball. THEN the 3rd of the triad joined in and I had 3 charming fuzzy kittens rolling around the deck as one huge fuzzy ball. I watched them forever until they finally tired of the game (sorta like pinball while hitting everything on the deck) and they finally let each other loose and ran off to eat. I love little kittens.

So far all 3 are healthy, fat, doing all the right stuff and starting to tolerate my presence a little bit. I actually got to briefly pet one of them (the alpha) as he ate this morning. That lasted about a minute while he growled and Mom sat right by him. Scary, as she is a real nasty cat and could have lashed out at any second. She just watched so I'm without wounds. Whew. Mom meets me at the door every morning when I come out to feed them, and sits there within inches of my feet, but she growls the entire time. Just a warning as she also growls at some of her grown kittens who all gather for the feedings.

Never ending fun and games around here. blackkitty


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: T*G*I*F [Re: gymcandy1] #1152796
06/01/18 05:08 PM
06/01/18 05:08 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Stage 1 of the bread is rising.

The Per and I made peanut butter cookies, and I've cleaned up the kitchen a gazillion times today. Going to sit and surf whilst keeping an eye on the bread and waiting for hubby to come home with groceries. wavegirl

Sorta, that is a cute kitten story. I'm glad you are without wounds.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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