Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
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~John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester~
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You know you might be a redneck woman if:There’s a spit cup on your bedside table.
You have more than one fur coat – all home made.
When something should be stored cold, you put it in the shade.
You see family reunions as a good chance to meet boys and your mother agrees.
You've ever had to get financing for a tattoo.
You’ve been married three times but your in-laws are still the same people.
Preparing a bubble bath involves beans for dinner.
Your fridge and you weigh roughly the same.
You owe money at the dollar store.
The school encourages you to stay away from PTA meetings at your son’s school.
You can burp your name.
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When you say “Look, a dead bird” to a redneck, chances are he will look up.
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Q: How to tell you’re at a redneck wedding?
A: Nobody knows which side of the church they should sit in.
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How can you tell that a fax was sent by a hick?
The stamp gives it away.
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How can you break a redneck’s nose without getting into a fight?
Put a 50 dollar bill under a glass table.
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Q: How can you be sure a toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
A: Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush.
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Why is it ok to post redneck jokes?
Because they can’t read them, anyway.
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What do rednecks like to do in their free time?
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Pulling ‘yo mama’ jokes on their own brothers and sisters.
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Rednecks are so poor that if you visit them in the winter and f*art secretly at their place, they will ask if someone turned on the heating.
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How to keep a redneck entertained?
Give him a piece of paper and write on both sides: “Please turn over.”
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Why don’t rednecks get a coffee break at work?
Because the retraining when they come back would take too long.
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Good morning everyboomie.
We had just a fantastic morning here Monday. It was cloudy, and relatively cool all morning at the sod farm.
There just wasn't much to find.
I found a couple of broken scrapers, and a real heart breaker tip.
The tip, like most tips I find, was perfect. If it were a whole point, it would have been a G10.
Then again, I really didn't have high expectations for this outing to begin with, so anything I found was a win win.
Tomorrow I have to do what I was going to do today, that I didn't do because....I really didn't want to.
Have a happy day everyone.
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