-1.What is everyone's favorite tree?
A p----r tree
-2.What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By ---- mail.
-3.What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They fasten their s---- belts.
-4.What kind of ant can count?
An a--------t.
-5.What is an ant dictator?
A t----t.
6.Why doesn't Sweden export cattle?
Because they want to keep their S-------m.
-7.Why is a shirt with 8 buttons so interesting?
Because you f-------e.
-8.Where does the sandman keep his sleeping sand?
In his k------k.
-9.Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
Because all the other days are ---- days.
10.What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
He became a w--- and w-------.
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