“I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.”
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~Bill Murray~
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Father: And, how do you like going to school?
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Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!
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Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
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A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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What do you get when you cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
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Smellery.
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80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
-Lots of smoke.
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What do teachers and clouds have in common?
Everything brightens up when they go away.
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Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.
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Daddy, where is Albania?"
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"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time."
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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No fears, I've got you covered!
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Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
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Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the school.
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Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
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He was scheduled for a tweetment.
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Why is it impossible for your nose to be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot!
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When do you stop at green and go full speed at red?
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When you're enjoying a watermelon!
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
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Lots of blood tests!
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Teacher: Okay class, when I ask you a question, I want you all to answer me at once. How much is six times 3?
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Class: "At once!"
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How can you open a banana?
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With a monkey!
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A plane with 4 people on board is about to crash. The 4 people are the pilot, the president, the world’s smartest man and a ten-year-old. They only have 3 parachutes between them.
The president cries: “I’m the president, people need me to live!” and he jumps out.
The world’s smartest man cries, “I’m the world’s smartest man, I’m needed in the world!” and he jumps out.
The pilot sighs and says, “You take the last parachute, kid, I’ll go down with the plane, that’s my job.”
The kid smiles, “No need, we can both go. The world’s smartest man took my backpack.”
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Why does Little Johnny always tiptoe past the medicine box?
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He doesn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam."
Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!"
Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that."
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What begins with P, ends with E, and has a gazillion letters in it?
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The Post Office!
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Q: What do lawyers usually wear when they go to court?
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A: Lawsuits!
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Q: Why does the traffic light go red sometimes?
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A: So would you if you had to change in the middle of a busy intersection!
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How do you start a communication with a fish?
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You drop him a line!
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Q: What spends its days lying about on the ground but never gets dirty?
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A: A shadow.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to a nuther sip and surf Sunday diner.
I will probably be mowing the wet lawn Sunday morning. I wanted to mow Saturday evening, but at 6:30 it's still 90 degrees, and I have already taken my shower. i spent all morning cleaning Peppers pent house, and my kitchen.
I can't believe how dirty I get during the act of cleaning.
Anyway my arms were sticking to my sides, and I had to clean myself up a bit.
So, I will mow in the morning when it's cooler, and my lawn is wet, and then I'll do some more cleaning.
Have a happy day y'all.
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Joe, I was thinking yesterday I couldn't wait for today because I was running out of time yesterday and thought I would have more time today than I did two days ago when I was glad I still had two days before today but oh my goodness here it is today and I wish it was yesterday again as I would have the whole weekend ahead of me but no worries as tomorrow is another day 
cut the grass Saturday, walked the dogs yesterday and this morning, chores completed and even snuck in some time for mindfulness on top of a hill overlooking two or three hundred square miles of east gulf coastal plain...wonderful spot for emptying the brain.
I'm thinking a 2hp would do the trick. 
Hope you get a chance to go soon! Any plans for tomorrow?
Wishing all Gameboomers a Great day! 
This is a very busy week for me, working full days and three evenings too so maybe it was a sign to chill out.
