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Puns. June 13 #1153898
06/13/18 02:52 AM
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-1.There was a rancher who owned a scattered herd of cattle, he told his friends that he had 100 head of cattle, he really only had 97, but then he r-----d them up.

-2.She was the bootlegger's daughter, but he loved her s----.

-3.When chemists die, they b----m.

4.Jokes about German sausage are the w----.

5.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No c----- y--."

-6.A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for l-------g.

7.No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be s--------y.

-8.We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no p-- q---.

-9.The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir C--------e. He acquired his size from too much --.

-10.When you get a bladder infection, u---- trouble.

lol





Last edited by curly; 06/13/18 04:15 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153900
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1. Rounded them up - Hi Curly wave

Bernie monky

Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153902
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Happy Day Curly! wave


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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153904
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Morning, thanks.


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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153906
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9. Sir Cumference..too much pi lol

Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153909
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10. urine wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153911
06/13/18 07:22 AM
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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153912
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Thanks.


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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153925
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8. pop quiz


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: OrleansBelle] #1153927
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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153929
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Good ones.


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Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153937
06/13/18 01:31 PM
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4. Wurst/worst smile

Last edited by Lex; 06/13/18 01:31 PM.

Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153939
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5. change yet


Carpe chocolate.
Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153944
06/13/18 02:32 PM
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7. stationery/stationary

Re: Puns. June 13 [Re: curly] #1153951
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Merci all.


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