"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." Kinky Friedman
1. What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
2. What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
3. What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
4. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
Ruff!
5. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
6. What is a dog’s favorite city?
New Yorkie!
7. What is a dog’s ideal job?
Barkeology!
8. What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bulldog!
9. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
10. What do you call a dog in the winter?
A chili dog!
11. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
12. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
Bone Appétit!
13. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
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Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it's hard to run in squares!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A: A greyhound buzz!
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"?
A: Because "Frost" bites!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?
A: A New Yorkie!
Q: Why is a tree like a big dog?
A: They both have a lot of bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?
Q: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!
Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button!
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!
Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking!
Q:Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A: Blood hounds!
Q: What's a dog's favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!
Q: What kinds of stores do dogs love the most?
A:Re-tail stores!
Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza!
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that's red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: That's ruffffffff!!
Q: What's a dog's favorite instrument?
A: A trombone!
Q:What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!"
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-tastrophy!
Q: What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!
Q: Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A: A hush puppy!
Q: Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Quit bugging me!
Q: What's a dog's favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A: Her pet-degree!
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Welcome to the weekend everyone!
Joe is off visiting so you are stuck with me!
Try as I might, I am just not witty like he is, especially when I am trying hard to stay awake.
I wish you all a happy day!
JoeAna