If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
~Steven Wright~
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When my summer teaching post in the Czech Republic came to an end, I told my students my next teaching destination would be in Australia, "the land down under." On my final day, they presented me with a card. The carefully worded note read "Good luck, and happy journey to the underworld."
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During a lecture on the influence of media on teens, a typo in the PowerPoint presentation revealed the professor's true opinion. The title read "Three Reasons Teens Are Vulnerable Toads."
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Found in a heap of recycled files donated to our school was this curiously labeled folder: "Excuses I Have Used."
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There was a typo on a test I was taking. Instead of "(D) none of the above," it said "(D) one of the above." So I circled it.
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Seen outside a professor's door at Georgetown College: "Psychology 376: Dying, Grieving, and Coping. Take for your major or minor, or as a fun elective."
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Our school had just installed a new air-conditioning system, and a representative from the company wanted to make sure it was running smoothly. Poking his head into an empty classroom, he asked the teacher, "Any little problems here?"
"No," she said, smiling. "All our little problems have gone home."
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Discovered: why our nation's education system is in trouble. When a friend delivered 20 new math books to a teacher's classroom, the teacher exclaimed, "Oh, shoot! I was hoping it was something I could use."
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My son, a high school senior, went to take a national literacy test recently. A sign on the classroom door read "Literacy Testing in Progress: Do Not Distrub!"
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Teacher: What is an evangelist?
Student: Someone who plays the evangelo.
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Teacher: Why can't freshwater fish live in salt water?
Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure.
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Good morning everyboomie.
What day is this? It's almost Friday.
We're having nice cool mornings 'now'. It makes it nice to go to the park.
Temperatures are headed back up though.
I think that's just great.
I have some guys coming here today to do a free energy audit on my house to see where I can improve the energy conservation. It is sponsored by my electric company.
It's shocking how cold my floors get in the Winter.
Have a great day everyone.
joe
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I have a 4 store day tomorrow, so I'm hoping my day will end a bit earlier.
