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Saturdiner #1159689
08/10/18 07:17 PM
08/10/18 07:17 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
gymcandy1  Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

~Benjamin Franklin~
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Q. Why was the belt sent to jail?

A. For holding up a pair of pants!

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I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

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-Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

-Remains to be seen.

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I’m trying to get into classical 
music, but I can’t find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands.

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Been reading up on the 
thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

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These words are so joining our vocabulary in 2016!

Chairdrobe (n.): piling clothes on 
a chair in place of a closet or dresser.

Epiphanot (n.): an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect.

Internest (n.): the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself while spending long periods of time on the Internet.

Textpectation (n.): the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to 
a text.

Unkeyboardinated (adj.): when you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

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Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin up.”

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Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. “What denomination?” asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, “Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”

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I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while 
applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two 
police officers and a psychiatrist.

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Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.

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My doctor took one look at 
my gut and refused to believe that 
I work out. So I listed the exercises 
I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, 
push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot 
in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A: A mechanic.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

“Curses! Foil again!”

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A crafty young bard named McMahon,

Whose poetry never would scan,

Once said, with a pause,

“It’s probably because

I’m always trying to cram as 
many extra syllables into the 
last line as I possibly can.”

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the weekend!! joy2


I hope your's is chock full of fun......and other interesting....stuff. headscratch


I enjoyed the game last night until I could no longer hold my eyes open. I watched all but the last 10 or 15 minutes. thumbsup


When I dozed off the Cowboys were ahead 21 to 10. When I woke up someone had changed the score to 24 to 21, San Francisco wins. scared


Well it was only a pre-season game. That means it's ok if your team looses. NOT!! tantrum


Time to walk the dogs. lab


Have a happy day everyone. wink


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/10/18 07:18 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159705
08/10/18 10:09 PM
08/10/18 10:09 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 125
Thrudvanger
Thorsgoats Offline
Settled Boomer
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Settled Boomer

Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 125
Thrudvanger
Right now, it's Friday night. On Saturday, I have to work, so I won't be doing very much gaming. It's going to be a long day.

And now, I'm up to 98 posts. Three more posts, and I'll be a non-shy Boomer. It's only taken 8 years to get to this point. lol At this rate, it will take another 80 years to get up to 1000. Maybe I should post more often. lol


"Is there anybody there? Am I alone . . . in this place? Can you see me? Can you hear me? SHOW me you are here!"
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159714
08/10/18 11:17 PM
08/10/18 11:17 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Sorry your team lost, Joe. frown Hope the dog walk helped you feel better. puppy

Great to see you here, Thorsgoats! wave You should definitely post more often. lol Hope work goes well, and you're able to shop afterward if you need to.

It's Friday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a voice lesson tomorrow. thumbsup

Have a great Saturday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159721
08/10/18 11:45 PM
08/10/18 11:45 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
BrownEyedTigre  Offline
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Joe, that must have been quite the shock to wake up to! lol

Thorsgoats, I can give you a few posts if you need them! Good to see you here!

venus, good luck at the lesson!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159724
08/11/18 12:27 AM
08/11/18 12:27 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,745
Rockland, Ontario, Canada
Starcom Offline
Addicted Boomer
Starcom  Offline
Addicted Boomer

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,745
Rockland, Ontario, Canada
Your right Joe, it's only an exhibition game and Dallas let them win so the 49er Fans could feel good in their own home park (my story and sticking to it).
Venus: I hope your lesson went well.
Thorsgoats: good luck with the 100 milestone.

and a good day to all

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159737
08/11/18 05:24 AM
08/11/18 05:24 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Offline
Sonic Boomer
Kaki's Sister  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Thorsgoats, venus, Ana, Starcom and everyone. Joe sorry Cowboys lost. frown Thorsgoats welcome to Joe's Diner! yes Venus wishing you a great voice lesson. smile Ana hope you have a relaxing day. puppy Starcom enjoy your day. wave Coffee and tea are ready.
chocobunny Happy Day to you all! chocobunny


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159744
08/11/18 08:01 AM
08/11/18 08:01 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer

Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. I'm going to the Home and Garden show today. Tonight is Pork Chop dinner and Karaoke at the Eagles. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Sausage, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159772
08/11/18 11:14 AM
08/11/18 11:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
AGAIN HOT! This is the end of week 3 of hot/humid weather in San Diego and it's awful. It's never been like this and we are all so spoiled that everyone is miserable. Poor us. Ha. Nights are the worst. Can't sleep with no ocean breeze to cool things down. It won't last forever, but I sure hope by the 23rd it's over since that's the day I have to start rehabbing the house my tenants are moving from after 30 years. Gonna be a big project inside and out and with the heat, I dunno. Have to do it quickly as I really rely on the rental income to pay the mortgage. Ugh.

Thorsgoats! Only 3 more posts? Where are you. Post away! joy


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159803
08/11/18 04:02 PM
08/11/18 04:02 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
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Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
The weekend is here joy

yay

Time off!

Relax!

Music!

No work work...just house work wink

Happy Saturday everyone wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1159858
08/12/18 02:35 AM
08/12/18 02:35 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist
venus  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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