There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
~William Barclay~
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
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So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is Donald Trump's clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"
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Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
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Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.
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Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto
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I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
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Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
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Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
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The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!
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Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
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What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.
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Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
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Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
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Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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Now I'm a believer.
Good morning everyboomie.
Well the holiday is over. Back to the real world.
This morning I got up at 7ish, and had breakfast, and then headed out to the sod farm. We didn't get any rain, but at least it was cloudy and cool.
There had not been any sod cut any place where I could look and find points, so I walked around letting the dogs run around and have a blast.
When I walked over to the far side of the field I saw that they had filled in the three big pits where I had been digging for points for the last two years. That excited me a lot because it was all bare ground and I had found a whole lotta points in those mounds. The problem was it appeared they had just filled it in in the last day or two, and it was very dry and dusty. Those are conditions that are unfavorable for finding much, and I didn't find anything. If only there had been some rain overnight.
I was back home by 10:45. The good news is that we had lots of rain here this afternoon, and have lots of rain forecast for the next week with that tropical storm headed this way.
I hope it makes it here.
If I could I'd run out to the Gulf and give it a push.
Have a happy day and a great week everyone.
joe
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Time to get some sleep to prepare for my 4 store day tomorrow.
hehehe 
glad you got rain at your home... 
hope you and the dogs 
sleep well and good night. 
Ana how about "singing in the rain" - maybe venus could join you! 
will do, I love my teas and coffees 
and wonderful day. 
