Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
~Willie Nelson~
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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The answer you're looking for is inside of you, but it's wrong
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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
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There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night.
With a terrible fright.
To find out his dream had come true!
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Our school trip was a special occasion.
But we never reacher our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
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An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
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When I'm old and mankey.
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants.
and soil my pants!
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All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
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That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face,
And someone else is in my place!
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I am a dog.
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up.
And give you a shower!
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I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny.
But it keeps them on the knife!
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She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
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There was a young lady of Kent.
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
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If I were a furry bear.
And had a furry tummy.
I'd climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!
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Good morning everyboomie.
Awesome Sunday to you.
Saturday I went to the sod farm again. I was able to find one point, after trudging around in the md and the heat and the humidity.
Almost killed me.
Thankfully Sunday is here to give me a good opportunity to practice my vegetable impersonation.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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Wow Joe, if you trudged all day yesterday and are now dancing like that broccoli dude...you are one bogey-wogey guy!!!! Congratulations on getting a point.
