A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.
~Colin Powell~
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A Dad joke is an embarrassingly bad joke, often read through the eyes of a dads lack of comedy. Brave yourself through our awfully bad list of dad jokes. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
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5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's FRIDAY!!!! 
In case you didn't know.
We're supposed to have 80% rain chances this evening (Thursday), so I'm waiting to see if it's going to make it to us or fall apart.
So, if it does make it here, then I may not be able to make it on line later.
I took the dogs parking this morning, came home and mowed the lawn, ran the weedeater, and then went edging with the weed killer. By then I was soaked. I came in and dried off, & cooled off, and had brunch. Then I took the dogs for another walk.
After all that, Beau's mama came out and picked him up. That was most of my day.
The rest of it was just some boring stuff involving body paint. Y'all wouldn't be interested in hearing about that hog wash I'm sure.
I mean dog wash. Ever see a rainbow colored Chihuahua?
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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Joe! I'm scared to ask you to expand on the body paint comment. 
Hope Beau can come back to visit soon! 
Kaki's Sister yep teas, coffee's and hot chocolate go well with a great game - wishing you a great Friday and weekend. 
