Don't worry about the pressure or the responsibility. Just live in it, have fun, and when everything seems to be going right, just stay humble and remember your family.

~Roman Reigns~
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A Dad joke is an embarrassingly bad joke, often read through the eyes of a dads lack of comedy. Brave yourself through our awfully bad list of dad jokes.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

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I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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How does a Eskimo build it's house? Igloos it together.

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Dad, did you get a haircut? I got them all cut.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

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Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Ready for a nuther great day?


I hate to wish my life away, but Thursday is the last day we'll see 90s for a long while.


Our forecast shows nothing but 70s and 80s from Friday right into October.


This morning I took the dogs to the park, and then came back home and spread weed & feed on my lawn to Winterize it.


I can't have next Spring roll around and not have a lawn to complain about having to mow so often.


Our rain chances go way up starting on Friday, so I'll have to mow that lawn on Thursday now won't I?


It's still 92 degrees out right now (6:30).


I've gotta take the pups out for another walk pretty soon.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Joe, tomorrow is our last hot one too! The mosquitoes can carry you away here though.

Happy Thursday all!

Ana

Have a great Thursday Joe, Ana and all who follow.

It's Wednesday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a short work day tomorrow, and then another 3 day weekend begins.

Have a great Thursday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe hard to believe the first day of fall is Sunday! Ana how are you doing? Venus enjoy your short work day! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a Happy Day!

Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Joe, we will be Hot here for at least another month. Lunch and Netflix with a friend today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Thumping Good Thursday ya'll

Joe, I'm jealous. We are in the 90's for at least the next week. Thank God for A. C.

Have a great day all

Happy Thump Day Joe Ana Venus Connie Gerry L4L and all of you late comers (like me) still trying to figure out what to do today

Wishing all of you a wonderful evening

Good night, everyone.