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Saturdiner #1163744
09/21/18 08:05 PM
09/21/18 08:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

~Confucius~
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Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know??

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Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

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Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

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Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.

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How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

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A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'

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How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.

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Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.

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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

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How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

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Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


My day was great here. All cloudy, all rainy, all cool, all day long. penguin


We've actually been having torrential rainfall for the last hour, the likes of which I have not seen since the ark. hamster


No, I'm not THAT old. razz


My great great grandad built the ark thank you very much. thumbsup


Did I tell you my mom traced out family tree all the way to Noah? yes


Yep, Noah Lilley. snicker


He came from North Carolina to East Texas back in the 1830s. yay


I'd better post this before the rain comes back. happydance


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 09/21/18 11:15 PM.

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William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163769
09/21/18 11:33 PM
09/21/18 11:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Joe, I know all that rain is good news for you! I can just see all those points calling you to come get them! grin

Have a happy day all!
I'll be working in the morning and then hopefully kayaking.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163778
09/22/18 12:53 AM
09/22/18 12:53 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope the rain means it's cooling down for you, Joe.

Have fun kayaking, Ana. thumbsup

It's Friday night here. The day started out great, and then I got the news about Telltale, and now I don't really feel like gaming and/or singing tomorrow. sad I will anyway, though. smile

Hope everyone has a great Saturday. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163783
09/22/18 04:35 AM
09/22/18 04:35 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe hope the rain stops soon! Ana sounds like you get to have some peace today kayaking! Venus hope all is well with you. Coffee, and tea are ready.
wave Wishing you all a wonderful Saturday! wave


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163788
09/22/18 07:45 AM
09/22/18 07:45 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super Saturday. Shopping today. Dinner and a Birthday Party at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. witch blackkitty


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163805
09/22/18 01:20 PM
09/22/18 01:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
S A T U R D A Y ! ! !

That heavy rainfall should do well for your point hunting Joe think

Have fun kayaking Ana

Yeah Venus...sad news indeed frown

Good morning Gerry and Connie...I'll have a cup of coffee and Danish to go please

Morning chores are done and now it's time for some gardening, music and gaming thumbsup

Happy Weekend everybody (and Mary, TaintedFury, SortaB, family, Midge) wave2

L4L hearts


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163836
09/22/18 11:09 PM
09/22/18 11:09 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Outstanding day today! Hope you all had one too!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1163841
09/23/18 12:58 AM
09/23/18 12:58 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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